Up in the air

Lately life has been taking me to some pretty interesting places.
Six flights since 2010 and we’re only five weeks in.

Chicago

Nashville

Still, there’s no place like home. Messy, empty bed and all.

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Posted by sass on Monday, February 8, 2010 to I'm an International Citizen Bitch   

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere.

Plus one’d by Hubby to ArtStars’ event at The Press Club. Her whole chest area was a stunning mise-en-scène.

Started talking to a girl who had to write a blog post on 12 things to say to your office crush and boy would I have things to say if I worked in the same office as Paul. Y’see back when we were in university, Paul worked at the coffee shop in our common room and everyone who worked behind the Diabolos’ counter was a fucking babe.

Like “OMG I had a conversation with the babe at Diabolos’!”
“OMG what dyu say?”
“He was like hi and I was like can I get the dark coffee in mug 1028? and he was like that’ll be a dollar and I was like ok”
“That’s not a conversation, that’s a transaction.”

That was almost 5 years ago and those boys have since graduated and entered the real world via working for Now (yes, ALL of them – combo deal). Now I’m totally growed up and so cool and have real conversations with them without getting omg flustered. Jay kay.

Abandoned my spouse to finally get dinner at 1am. Healthy lifestyle I’m leading here.

Taste of China is my favourite in Chinatown – open til 4am.

Shoon yoong chau dou miu = garlic stir-fried bean sprout leaves

Jiu yeem dou fu = Spicy deep fried tofu

Caught last call at Ronnie’s. Never really noticed all the kitschy awesomeness up in here.





Pink elephant in the room.

BONE. STRUCTURE.
Boner stucturer.

I think we were playing ‘bumper friends’ at the point. Where all five of us sat at the bar and kept knocking our shoulders into each other. WIN.

I ride my bike in the snow in a short dress and heels.
I just want you guys to know that I’m really stupid cool.

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Posted by sass on Thursday, February 4, 2010 to Bitchez, Boys, I'm Awesome   

Once uprawn a time

Matchingsies.

I love that I live in the center of the universe and because of it have many pretty ladies come sleep over all the time. Have a baby by me, baby, be a millionaire.

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Posted by sass on Wednesday, February 3, 2010 to Bitchez, I'm Awesome   

Blondie’s avant LA

I’m really into the shitty blackberry photo right now.

Godspeed Seeder. You’re going rock Hollywood.

Love,
Canada

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Posted by sass on Tuesday, February 2, 2010 to Bitchez, Boys   

RedBull 381PROJECTS: Happy Accidents

Stopped by RedBull for their Happy Accidents exhibit opening. Show runs until February 20th.

381 Queen Street West, 2nd Floor
Thurs & Fri. 5-9pm
Sat. 12-5pm

I used to drink my blood volume in RedBull during university. I used to buy cases of it with my meal card cuz I would never eat enough to spend it all. I am not crazy. It is delicious.

Catered by Oddfellows. Meat and cheese. Perfect.
Cheese in a can? Dubious. Although, I enjoyed that it was an option.

I was really into this.

Geoff and Zach were really into this art installation.



Lovely art folk. Less juvenile, more polite, lots bizarre.

Moved from Steigl tall boys to sugarfree life juice.

Go check it out, it’s a fantastic space.

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Posted by sass on Monday, February 1, 2010 to Bidness, I'm Awesome   

My girlfriend is a fucking fox

I took these photos of Goldie in my house and bed.

Jesus.

I just want to take pictures of beautiful girls all day.

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Posted by sass on Sunday, January 31, 2010 to Bitchez   

Happy 61st birthday to my Daddy

And to honour his birth, I shall render a photo of myself looking very Chinese.

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Posted by sass on Saturday, January 30, 2010 to Bidness   

Bad decisions, again and again.

Well I can’t stop talking for fear of listening to unwelcome sound
And you haven’t called me in weeks and honestly it’s bringing me down
I feel like I wouldn’t like me if I met me
I feel like you wouldn’t like me if you met me
And don’t you worry there’s still time
And don’t you worry there’s still time
There’s nothing to live for when I’m sleeping alone
And I wash the windows outside in hopes that the glare will bring you around
I feel like I wouldn’t like me if I met me
I feel like you wouldn’t like me if you met me

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Posted by sass on Friday, January 29, 2010 to I Eat Things   

What is “eating one’s feelings”
Lakeview – Poutine Lakeview

Who needs a bf when you can have poutine.

TWICE.

Poutine Lakeview. Fries, sweet potato fries, cheese curds, gravy, peameal bacon, sautéed mushrooms, fried onions.

When I become disgustingly fat, I will in the least be able to blame my utter unloveability on it.

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Posted by sass on Thursday, January 28, 2010 to I Eat Things   

Yes, everyone

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Posted by sass on Wednesday, January 27, 2010 to I'm Always Right